sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
- Sylvia Plath (via fantasiesandgraves)
growing up i thought i’d spend my teenage years going on adventures and kissing boys now i’m sitting on the computer in my underwear eating nutella and also gay
Wow… I’m not kidding, you have just summed up my my life at this moment in about 2 sentences!
(Even the Nutella bit! (Nutella and breadsticks are soo good, btw.)